Louvered doors can't keep secrets, as, by now, everyone knows. By now everyone knows that Fiona's father's in a coma, J-P's dealing from the dépanneur around the corner, and somewhere in the south of France Vincent has a wife that one of his Montréal girlfriends knows about and the other one doesn't. Now that we're all fluent in French door we have many more roommates than we have rooms.